"Check out this new and very, very unnerving development from the land of Outback Steakhouse and Hugh Jackman. This comes on the heels of our story just two days ago! It’s really getting freaky-freaky down there. Big-ups to Devil127 and Fyrehawk for the tips and links (story 1, story 2)
According to the “official” story, there was “no debris” or evidence of ANY KIND left in the crater…like some alien being did a galactic cannonball into the Australian desert and then just got up and WALKED AWAY. I want to stay clear of any *thing* — bot or not — that can do that! Imagine an elephant sitting on a juice box and you’re starting to get the idea. SQUIRT!
Let me leave you with this, a quote from one of the articles: “Space authorities said it was not uncommon for natural material to hit the earth, with about 100 tonnes of material entering the earth’s atmosphere every day.” That’s either 100 1-ton alien robots or 1 100-ton alien robot. I don’t know which I’d prefer. I think I’m going to go with NEITHER!"
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